scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

EDIT: This got way more attention than I ever expected. There is now a blog, in case you would like some more manatees.

I noniconically teared up a little. In a good way. I think I’m going to print some of these out and give them to people when they’re having a rough day.

animes-ghost:

so I got in trouble today.

I’m pretty sure Mrs. Vo is just that one chick that you’re friends with :P

animes-ghost:

so I got in trouble today.

I’m pretty sure Mrs. Vo is just that one chick that you’re friends with :P

And I need to land a weekend where I can get the kkk to ‘babysit’ Akilli. — Andrew, my Vietnamese friend, talking about Akilli, his black half-brother.
ecto-bandit:


oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

look they left it something to drink

ecto-bandit:

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

look they left it something to drink

(via bogleech)

A Uranium mage and a Radium mage walk into a bar.
Years later, Chernobyl is still uninhabited.
— Some anon on /tg/

IF OTHER TEAMS SAW OUR WORKSHOP

yeahrobots:

they would be like:

People on my new team assume that I think this about their buildspace, haha.

MY ONLY ISSUE WITH THEIR WORKSPACE IS THAT THERE IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH DARK CORNERS TO HIDE IN… I am used to having a lot of construction stuff/unused rooms/bathrooms to hide in/around when I start feeling awkward. There is really nothing to hide in there. SO MUCH LIGHT, SO MANY PEOPLE. 

Now I can only hide behind Noah or Matt. But Matt is too busy to be a human shield (and also moves too often), and Noah has this thing where he HAS A LIFE and isn’t always there ;~;

hipsterintj:

Information: A collection of facts or data; knowledge derived from study, experience, or instruction

This is so insanely true it’s not even funny. The childish saying of ‘I know something you don’t know’ basically ruins me because I just NEED TO KNOW what it is.

hipsterintj:

Information: A collection of facts or data; knowledge derived from study, experience, or instruction

This is so insanely true it’s not even funny. The childish saying of ‘I know something you don’t know’ basically ruins me because I just NEED TO KNOW what it is.

chirravutever:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Luna’s Friends

chirravutever:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Luna’s Friends